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saikyocivrobo) wrote2015-09-04 01:51 am
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Let's Play Guild of Dungeoneering - episode 13
To the previous episode!
Part 13: Space Black Knight
I forgot to showcase the trophy room last time, so here you go. The remains of the Mimic Queen. It's not teeth.
I forgot to show the graveyard, as well. Poor Aero, I knew him well. Though apparently he'll be back. Eventually. Maybe.
Well, this looks like an easy job. Let's send in our dedicated easy jobs guy!
As soon as we enter, this guy appears, issues a challenge, then goes away. I'm sure he's not a reference to a certain popular over-referenced geeky movie, or anything.
Come on Fri, one of your attacks is literally throwing a cat at the enemy. You're not going to lose against a big mouse.
A bit of levelling and punning, and...
The Black Knight probably expected us to fight the skeleton in the southern part of the map, surrounded by negative status fountains. Nope! We're going to put one here instead. That's what they call using your head.
Though I get the feeling that even under a negative effect, Fri would destroy a Skeleton effortlessly anyway.
You know what? That was a very short level, and the bard didn't even sing us a new song, that cheap bastard. Let's do one more.
Oh hey, it's another "flee from monster till you're strong enough to defeat it" level. Somehow, the humanoid bull-man is worse at English than the talking chest.Still better than me, though.
I'm just showing here what the Troll Femur does, because I don't think I ever did it before. Overall it's pretty useful, though it also gives Stupidity because you look stupid swinging a bone around. Fri has more dignity than that.
So we'll give him a straitjacket instead. That fits him much better.
Thanks to the blessing and a fountain's positive effect stacking with each other, Fri starts the combat with literally all of his cards on hand.
The results of that fight were predictable.
Same with this one. Fri has almost no extra cards yet, but he's got HP up the wazoo.
The minotaur desn't appreciate gnolls blocking his way.
Hey, I think Aero dropped this.
Level 1 monsters don't drop anything good anymore. It's probably high time to move to level 2 ones.
That's more like it. Though if those puns don't stop, I'm the one who'll need that straitjacket next.
Let's kill a scorpion. What could go wrong? It's not like one of those killed our technically overgeared dungeoneers before!
Heal, throw cats, hug a scorpion. Everyday routine for a dungeoneer.
Lose a card only to gain it almost immediately after. It's probably a metaphor for something in life, but I'm too tired to figure it out.
Not pictured: Fri finishing the scorpion off with Pounce.
Pictured: Fri getting sweet loot.
Unfortunately, looks like the minotaur is slowly catching up to us. There's only enough time to kill 1 more monster. Let's try to make it count.
That'll do, game. That'll do.
The minotaur has the Fury trait, so we gotta be careful - as shown here, some of his attacks hit pretty hard. On the bright side, he also has Decay. He really should take baths more often.
Fri approaches this strategically. By which I mean he stuffs his face full of catnip.
Heal our guy and anti-heal the opponent? Don't mind if I do.
Let's see now. The minotaur takes 4 damage from taking an ultra-catnipped cat to the face, 1 damage from Decay, and 1 dammage from its own Headbutt, for 6 total. How much health does it have, exactly?
Minotaur: "I should've... learned more math..."
Victory, such a fleeting thing
Is not always to be found
Who knows what may the future bring
So cherish it, while it's around
Fri: "Wasn't my victory catstonishing?"
Shut up.
To the next episode!
Part 13: Space Black Knight
I forgot to showcase the trophy room last time, so here you go. The remains of the Mimic Queen. It's not teeth.
I forgot to show the graveyard, as well. Poor Aero, I knew him well. Though apparently he'll be back. Eventually. Maybe.
Well, this looks like an easy job. Let's send in our dedicated easy jobs guy!
As soon as we enter, this guy appears, issues a challenge, then goes away. I'm sure he's not a reference to a certain popular over-referenced geeky movie, or anything.
Come on Fri, one of your attacks is literally throwing a cat at the enemy. You're not going to lose against a big mouse.
A bit of levelling and punning, and...
The Black Knight probably expected us to fight the skeleton in the southern part of the map, surrounded by negative status fountains. Nope! We're going to put one here instead. That's what they call using your head.
Though I get the feeling that even under a negative effect, Fri would destroy a Skeleton effortlessly anyway.
You know what? That was a very short level, and the bard didn't even sing us a new song, that cheap bastard. Let's do one more.
Oh hey, it's another "flee from monster till you're strong enough to defeat it" level. Somehow, the humanoid bull-man is worse at English than the talking chest.
I'm just showing here what the Troll Femur does, because I don't think I ever did it before. Overall it's pretty useful, though it also gives Stupidity because you look stupid swinging a bone around. Fri has more dignity than that.
So we'll give him a straitjacket instead. That fits him much better.
Thanks to the blessing and a fountain's positive effect stacking with each other, Fri starts the combat with literally all of his cards on hand.
The results of that fight were predictable.
Same with this one. Fri has almost no extra cards yet, but he's got HP up the wazoo.
The minotaur desn't appreciate gnolls blocking his way.
Hey, I think Aero dropped this.
Level 1 monsters don't drop anything good anymore. It's probably high time to move to level 2 ones.
That's more like it. Though if those puns don't stop, I'm the one who'll need that straitjacket next.
Let's kill a scorpion. What could go wrong? It's not like one of those killed our technically overgeared dungeoneers before!
Heal, throw cats, hug a scorpion. Everyday routine for a dungeoneer.
Lose a card only to gain it almost immediately after. It's probably a metaphor for something in life, but I'm too tired to figure it out.
Not pictured: Fri finishing the scorpion off with Pounce.
Pictured: Fri getting sweet loot.
Unfortunately, looks like the minotaur is slowly catching up to us. There's only enough time to kill 1 more monster. Let's try to make it count.
That'll do, game. That'll do.
The minotaur has the Fury trait, so we gotta be careful - as shown here, some of his attacks hit pretty hard. On the bright side, he also has Decay. He really should take baths more often.
Fri approaches this strategically. By which I mean he stuffs his face full of catnip.
Heal our guy and anti-heal the opponent? Don't mind if I do.
Let's see now. The minotaur takes 4 damage from taking an ultra-catnipped cat to the face, 1 damage from Decay, and 1 dammage from its own Headbutt, for 6 total. How much health does it have, exactly?
Minotaur: "I should've... learned more math..."
Victory, such a fleeting thing
Is not always to be found
Who knows what may the future bring
So cherish it, while it's around
Fri: "Wasn't my victory catstonishing?"
Shut up.
To the next episode!